Land-o-Links – 1/9/2006

An interesting mix for the links today:

1) Ghostface Killah Releasing Limited Edition Doll – It’s kind of like a Teddy Ruxpin doll that sings “Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nuthing ta F–k Wit.”

2) Urban Colleges Learn to Be Good Neighbors – I mentioned before how my law school alma mater DePaul reaps the benefit of a great urban neighborhood.  Here’s how my sister’s alma mater, Penn, turned its formerly decrepit West Philadelphia (born and raised) location into a plus.

3) Mystery of Mozart’s Skull – Is this the skull of the man who is the definition of the word “genius?”

4) Sox and Penguin Pals Safe at Home – It figures that the ones behind Hinsdale’s recent crime wave (we residents of Naperville knew it was only a matter of time before all of the riff-raff of Hinsdale would come out) were disgruntled Cubs fans.  Note to Cubs fans: if you want the right to desecrate cute penguin statues that are going to be auctioned off to raise funds for the new Brookfield Zoo penguin habitat, you need to win a World Series first.  Shame on you.

Ugly Illini and Other Weekend Sports Tidbits

The DePaul post was a long time coming and, as a result, long-winded, so here are my other thoughts from the weekend in sports in a separate section:

1) Got Offense? Not These Illini – The side benefit from attending the DePaul-Notre Dame game on Saturday was that my TV was spared from random objects being punched through the screen since I couldn’t watch the Illinois-Iowa game.  Whether we can have consistent offensive output when Dee Brown isn’t playing well is a major concern.  However, I must say that this had all the trappings of a trap game for the Illini.  We just came off an emotional and huge win against highly ranked Michigan State and were going on the road to face a pretty good team that was a lot more pumped-up to play us than we were to play them.  I’m confident Bruce Weber will right the ship in time for next Saturday’s game against (Muck) Fichigan.

2) Wisky’s Back, Tell a Friend – Every year, college basketball prognosticators talk about how many starters Wisconsin lost and that the Badgers will be going through a rebuilding phase.  And then every year, Wisconsin spanks everyone who comes into the Kohl Center and they end up as one of the top two or three teams in the Big Ten.  So, the Badger beating of the Spartans on Sunday shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone.  Honestly, I’ve got to give Wisky coach Bo Ryan mad props – I can’t think of another coach in the country who has such a finely tuned system where he can drop in 4 new starters who were barely All-Wisconsin out of high school much less McDonald’s All-Americans and continue to contend for the Big Ten title.  Wisconsin has a great coach and a great program.

3) NFC Wild Card Weekend – I was really hoping that the Bears would draw Tampa Bay for next weekend’s second round match-up, but the Redskins were able to take advantage of the enigma known as Chris Simms first.  How else could Washington have possibly won with 120 total yards of offense (pencil in a Seattle victory next week)?  So, the Bears are getting a rematch with a Carolina team that currently has an offense that’s humming.  Plus, the Panther defense smothered the Giants’ Eli Manning, who is a seasoned veteran at QB compared to Rex Grossman (there are few things more satisfying in sports than watching New Yorkers boo their own team for 3 quarters – it was like watching a Knicks game).  Still, we killed this team back in November and we’re going to have a completely healthy defense with Mike Brown back in the fold.  I love our chances to advance in the playoffs for the first time since Da Coach was at the helm.  I’m seriously giddy!

4) AFC Wild Card WeekendAs I stated three weeks ago, the Patriots are the team to beat in the AFC.  I don’t care if next week’s game is in the thin air of Denver; if you had to bet your life savings on a team, are you going to take a club led by Tom Brady or one commanded by Jake Plummer?  Exactly.  On the other side of the bracket, it was a shame that Carson Palmer’s injury killed Cincinnati against the Steelers on Sunday, but I was silently hoping that Jon Kitna would somehow also get knocked out so I could once again see Craig Krenzel in an NFL game without a Bears uniform.  I’m up in the air on the Colts-Steelers game next week (I think the power running game of Pittsburgh can really take control of the tempo on the speed-oriented Indy defense), although it ultimately won’t matter since I’m sticking by my prediction three weeks ago that the Pats will be the AFC Super Bowl rep again.

5) Bulls Out of Funk – The Bulls finally came back this weekend with a 2-game winning streak, although Sam Smith from the Tribune is preaching to the choir here when he says we have too many guards and should trade one of them, preferably Chris Duhon as opposed to the more oft-mentioned Ben Gordon, for a big man.

Demons Dog the Irish

When it comes to college sports, I’m an Illini fanatic first and foremost, which is reflected in my blog.  However, in the wake of my attending DePaul’s solid 73-67 victory over old Catholic school/new Big East Conference rival Notre Dame on Saturday, let’s take a moment to examine the state of my law school alma mater’s basketball program.

DePaul has been extremely inconsistent so far in its inaugural season with Jerry Wainwright at the coaching helm.  The Demons have had solid wins against Wake Forest, Northwestern, and Notre Dame, but were handled by smaller schools such as Ol’ Dirty University and Northern Illinois.  At this point, DePaul is a bubble team for this year’s NCAA Tournament at best, particularly with the team facing its first season in the brutal and bloated Big East.  With the development of junior guard Sammy Mejia and promising freshman forward Wilson Chandler (21 points and 12 rebounds against the Irish on Saturday), however, look for the Blue Demons to compete in the upper echelon of the Big East in the 2006-07.

DePaul Victorious Over Notre Dame       DePaul - ND #2

As for the long-term state of the DePaul program, there are two major issues – the first is positive and the second is negative.  First, Big East membership will result in an initial boon to DePaul in terms local interest in the Chicago media market.  DePaul gets to cement its long-standing rivalries with Midwestern Catholic universities Notre Dame and Marquette while establishing new ties East Coast spiritual cousins such as St. John’s and Georgetown.

At the same time, being able to play Big East heavyweights like Syracuse and UConn on a regular basis gives DePaul the chance to recapture some of the media attention that the school used to receive up until the end of the 1980s.  Before the arrival of Michael Jordan, DePaul was the biggest sports story in Chicago every winter.  Today, though, the Illini and the Big Ten clearly receive the lion’s share of college sports coverage in Chicago (those who might disagree should check the front of the sports sections of the Chicago Tribune from this past Friday and Sunday – blanket coverage of the Illini games against MSU and Iowa relegated the Bulls, Blackhawks, the DePaul-Notre Dame game, and the NFL playoffs to spots deep inside the paper).

Still, it’s not just enough for DePaul to simply join the Big East – the Demons need to establish a winning program within that conference.  Otherwise, DePaul is going to be to the Big East what Northwestern basketball is to the Big Ten: a Chicago outpost whose arena is filled up every game with fans of the opponents.

Speaking of the arena, DePaul’s other major issue is that the team’s home gym is going to be an albatross on the program for the foreseeable future.  DePaul is blessed with arguably the best campus location of any urban college in the nation in Lincoln Park (Greenwich Village is funky but NYU really doesn’t have a true campus like DePaul, while Lincoln Park has a lot more going on both day and night than Georgetown), which is a huge reason why the school consistently has the happiest student body anywhere.

Yet, instead of having students and alums take in college basketball in a fantastic city neighborhood setting that would rival the experience of going to a Cubs game at Wrigley Field, DePaul fans need to schlep up to an arena 30 minutes from campus where you need to duck the airplanes flying over the parking lot and pay $5 for a Polish sausage that isn’t half as tasty as the old $2 Polish-and-fries combo at the now-defunct Demon Dogs under the Fullerton El tracks (by the way, not being able stumble into Demon Dogs after a long evening of, er, studying in Lincoln Park is one of the top ten things I miss about living in the city – how dare the CTA take it all away).

Demon Dogs' Last Day

The university wants an on-campus arena, the students want an on-campus arena, the alums want an on-campus arena, and recruits want an on-campus arena.  However, there’s a realization by all parties that this probably will never happen.  Even if there were enough land available in Lincoln Park to build a facility, the cost to buy such land would be so astronomical that a 10,000 to 15,000-seat basketball arena would be more expensive to construct than the United Center or the new Soldier Field.  DePaul’s Big East affiliation will only go so far in attracting talent when recruits see the school’s Big Ten competitors with first-class on-campus facilities that teem with rabid students and fans every game.  If St. John’s is having trouble getting recruits to come because of the lack of an on-campus arena and the Red Storm play in the Mecca of Basketball A.K.A. Madison Square Garden, think of the disadvantage DePaul faces when its arena is the aging Allstate Arena next to a bunch of O’Hare runways.

The only way I can see the stadium situation being mitigated is if DePaul can move its home games to the United Center.  At least the games would be a lot closer for students and playing in the House that Jordan Built would be a bit better of a selling point for recruits.  Unfortunately, this isn’t even a possibility for several years since the City of Rosemont agreed to remodel Allstate Arena in exchange for DePaul committing to playing its home schedule there for the foreseeable future (this was the reason why Allstate Arena was able to snag last year’s NCAA Chicago Regional Final A.K.A. the greatest game I have ever seen in any sport at any level – you Illini fans don’t need any explanation).

So, DePaul’s basketball program is looking upward as a new Big East member, but the Blue Demons will also be constantly fighting an uphill battle in recruiting as long as they play in Rosemont.  Of course, there are few programs that can lay claim to having everything perfect, so here’s to hoping that Jerry Wainwright can bring back the buzz and add to the tradition of DePaul basketball that was advanced by another attendee of Saturday’s game: the great Ray Meyer.

Taking the Brown Line to Victory

My first substantive post on this blog  – “The Paranoia of Illini Nation” – was about how we Illini fans have been too sensitive about the “lack of respect” our team gets from the national media.  However, I’ve got to backtrack a little bit from that comment when it comes to Dee Brown.

How is it possible that there’s been absolutely no buzz from across the country for Dee as National Player of the Year?  Check out the latest mid-season predictions from the ESPN.com crew.  It’s one thing to be skeptical about our Final Four chances this season (although last night’s victory should put to the rest the claim that we haven’t beaten anyone yet), but it’s something different when last year’s Sporting News Player of the Year isn’t even considered an All-American by 6 out of 8 “experts,” much less this year’s player of the year.

All of the discussion has centered around the battle between Duke’s J.J. Reddick and Gonzaga’s Ugly Mustache Known as Adam Morrison.  It’s incredulous to me, however, that a guy who was named national player of the year by one organization last season and has led his team to a 15-0 start this season despite losing 3 key teammates as starters isn’t even mentioned as a possible candidate.  Maybe a few more 34-point games like last night will get Dickie V and Company to notice Dee again.

Speaking of the Illinois win over Michigan State, this looked more like an extension of the Big Ten football season than the start of conference basketball play with the exception of Dee’s ridiculous shooting performance (check out Rick Morrissey’s column on Dee and last night’s game in today’s Chicago Tribune).  The Illini continued their dominance on the defensive side of the ball – MSU’s Maurice Alger couldn’t get anything going whatsoever.  We just need to get James Augustine to stop traveling every other time he gets a feed into the post.

All in all, this was the first “marquee” victory for the Illini this year and sets the team up for yet another run at the Big Ten title.  As for Dee’s game, it could be summed up with Tom to the Izzo’s answer to Erin Andrews’ halftime question on what plan he had to stop the Illini point guard: “Recruit Michael Jordan.”

Some other sports tidbits:

1) NFL Wild Card Picks – If there’s one thing that keeps me from having a holiday hangover every year, it’s the fact that the NFL playoffs go on for the month afterwards.  With the bonus of the Bears actually participating this year, I can hardly contain myself.  So, here are my Wild Card picks in order of confidence but not against the spread (home team in CAPS): (1) NEW ENGLAND over Jacksonville, (2) Pittsburgh over CINCINNATI, (3) TAMPA BAY over Washington, (4) Carolina over N.Y. GIANTS.

2) TNT’s NBA Studio Team – Even if you’re not a big follower of the NBA, do yourself a favor and check out the halftime and postgame shows for TNT’s NBA games on Thursday nights.  Ernie Johnson, Charles Barkley, and Kenny Smith, without question, give TNT the best combination of insightful analysis spiced with entertainment (it’s important that it’s not the other way around) of any studio team of any sport on any network.

3) S.O.B(ulls) – Speaking of the NBA, the Bulls seriously need to win tonight.  It’s getting Blackhawks-ugly right now for the Scott Skiles crew.

4) Dancing with the Stars – OK, this isn’t a sport, but the competition is inexplicably compelling to me (Evander Holyfield was awesome last year).  Since I switched over to the Illini – MSU game halfway through, my only comment is this: if Nick Lachey is riding shotgun on his soon-to-be-ex-wife Jessica Simpson’s ride to superstardom and Ashlee Simpson is in the backseat, then Nick’s brother Drew has got to be in the trunk.

I won’t be able to see tomorrow’s Illinois – Iowa game live since I’ll be attending DePaul’s inaugural Big East home game against Catholic school rival Notre Dame (floor seats!), but I’ll be keeping track.  Enjoy the NFL, go Bulls, go Illini, and go Blue Demons!

Land-o-Links – 1/6/2006

I’ll have a post on last night’s Illinois – Michigan State game later today.  In the meantime, here are some links:

1) Those Weird College Ads – Superb review of the different college ads that have run during the halftimes of this year’s bowls.  Considering that the University of Illinois has one of the best advertising programs in the nation (it’s a top feeder school for ad giant Leo Burnett), I’ve consistently been disappointed with my alma mater’s ads.  The only time that I can remember Illinois having commercials that didn’t look like they were shot on a fraternity-owned camcorder was the year when we had a series of ads showing alums like Roger Ebert and Ang Lee sing the “Hail to the Orange.”  Those actually looked as though they were produced by an advertising professional.  Since then, however, they’ve been generally corny and I haven’t been impressed.

2) Cat Calls 911 to Help Owner – I need to train my cat to do this.

3) Lindsay Lohan Admits to Trying Drugs – Note to Lindsay: I think most people noticed a couple of things other than your arms have been “missing” since you lost weight.

4) Jon Stewart Hosting the Oscars – After the Academy got rejected by Chris Rock, Billy Crystal, Tom Arnold, and Ike Turner to host this year’s Oscars, they were bailed out by Stewart.  The Academy needs to make sure, however, that instead of having a time limit on winners’ speeches, there has to be a 2-minute cap on any segment involving Stephen Colbert.

And finally…

5) Patrick Swayze’s New Career – You might think this is an Onion article, but it’s not.  It’s real and it’s spectacular.

Land-o-Links – 1/5/2006

This links have been in the queue for a while, so check these out:

1) The Onion’s Top 10 Stories of 2005 – Number 9 is my favorite.

2) Governor Lynn Swann? – I think the former Steeler WR wanted to make sure that he bested Lisa Guerrero for the “Dirtiest Career After Being an ABC Sports Sideline Reporter” Award.

3) Mama Said Knock You Out – I’m just waiting to hear that the Philly fan Clinton Portis’ mama decked out on Sunday was actually Donovan McNabb’s mama.  That would be a Clio-worthy Chunky Soup commercial.

4) Parents passing on New Trier – Ever wonder why some people who buy $1 million 3-bedroom ranch houses in arguably the best public school district in the nation end up dropping loads of more dead Presidents to send their kids to private schools instead?  This is why John Hughes made a decade’s worth of teen angst movies on Chicago’s North Shore.

And last but certainly not least…

5) Chuck Norris Phenomenon“Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse.  Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.”  Here’s a timely examination of the resurgent interest in the great Chuck Norris.  If you haven’t received the ubiquitous “Chuck Norris – The Facts” email, here it is.

 

Forever Young

If you had read my BCS bowl picks from last week, you would be scoffing at those headlines today proclaiming that Texas “stunned” USC for the national championship (for the record, I was dead on in my Rose, Fiesta, and Orange Bowl predictions while West Virginia screwed me on the Sugar).

There were two things that actually were stunning, however.  First, this year’s Rose Bowl managed to live up to the ridiculous hype.  The momentum shifting between the teams on every other possession in the second half, the major stars making huge plays, the winning score coming with 19 seconds… this was instant ESPN Classic material!

Second, and obvious to anyone who watched this game, was the complete and utter dominance of Vince Young.  I personally have never, ever seen an individual take over a football game at any level, college or pro, the way Young did last night.  30 for 40 on passing plus rushing for 200 yards???  3 rushing touchdowns and breaking at least 5000 tackles???  Basically, if you combined the two-headed Trojan monster of Reggie Bush and Matt Leinart into a mighty morphin football player, you would get Vince Young.  This was more reminiscent of the way Michael Jordan and Larry Bird would completely take over basketball games on all ends of the floor than comparisons to past football greats – guys just don’t single-handedly do things like that in football if only because of the nature of the sport.  But Vince Young rose to that level last night to give Bevo and his friends a national championship.

Here are some great insights on the game from around the web:

1) The Sports Guy’s Running Diary – Brilliant and hilarious as always, from the “Coach Fredo” references to aptly noting (as my wife and I enjoyed last night) how Keith Jackson pronounced John Stamos’ name.

2) Michael Wilbon – The South Side’s PTI rep points out appropriate comparisons regarding Reggie Bush, Vince Young, and Texas coach Mack Brown.

3) Len Pasquarelli – Will Vince Young really pull a Matt Leinart and return for his senior season even though his NFL draft stock is at its peak?  It looks like the answer is yes for now.

4) Rose Bowl Celebs – The L.A. Times shows the specific seat numbers of a number of celebrity attendees of last night’s games.  By the way, after seeing that Rodney Peete was considered “great” enough to stand along side former USC alums Marcus Allen and Ronnie Lott on the sidelines, O.J. must have really taken it personally.  I mean, it’s one thing to hold that whole murder thing against him, but inviting Rodney Peete?  Yikes!

Anyway, this was a national championship game for the ages.  I’ll be back after tonight’s huge Illinois – Michigan State Big Ten opener.  Go Illini!

Note to Dems: Forget Abramoff and Remember Clinton

With prominent GOP lobbyist Jack Abramoff entering into a plea agreement yesterday that could embroil significant numbers of Republican Congressmen in scandal (plus Bush’s anemic poll numbers), the national Democratic Party seems poised for a rebound in 2006. However, this also seemed to be the case with a revved-up Democratic base in 2004, yet we all know how that turned out.

If you’ve read my Political Persuasion page, you know that I’m a self-identified Republican (although I’m of the libertarian stripe as opposed to the book burning stripe). Thus, you might wonder why I’m about to provide advice to the national Democratic Party. Here’s why: I believe that there is a “Third Way” in politics – one that combines free market principles and smaller government with progressive social ideas. The political party that truly gets there first will get my vote.

What’s amazing to me is that Bill Clinton created an incredibly successful game plan for Democrats to win by moving to the center in the 1990s, yet the current Howard Dean-led Democratic regime has completely thrown it out the window in order to be a loud liberal counterweight to George W. Bush’s neocon administration. As shown in the 2004 election, that’s a great way to get a really passionate 49% of the vote, but a bad way to win elections. Thus, here’s how the Democrats can win in 2006 and beyond by breaking back open the Clinton playbook:

1) Remember the Soccer Moms – Some K Street minion decided at the beginning of 2004 that the hot swing voter group for the year would be “NASCAR Dads.” This guy (obviously a male – a woman wouldn’t be so oblivious to the obvious) must have thought NASCAR fans were the American equivalent of sophisticated upscale European Formula One racing fans. If he had taken five minutes to watch a NASCAR race on television, much less attend one, he would have realized that the only group of people more likely to vote Republican than NASCAR Dads is the membership of the Kansas State Board of Education. Thus, John Kerry could have avoided wasting a whole lot of time and money on a segment of the population that would never vote for him.

Amazingly, the Democrats forgot about the group that propelled Clinton to two landslide victories: Soccer Moms. These are women who are typically pro-choice but want to protect their own school-age children while living an affluent lifestyle in the suburbs. This profile makes Soccer Moms possibly the last large group of swing voters in the country. Why was Clinton able to attract this group so well? He combined a sense of social responsibility while avoiding the standard Democratic rich bashing – remember that Soccer Moms are an affluent group. The so-called gender gap is more of a problem for Democrats than Republicans right now since the Republican Party’s advantage with men is larger than the Democratic Party’s advantage with women. Democrats cannot afford to ignore the Soccer Moms if they want any chance to win.

2) Don’t Bash Corporations – The stock market used to be reserved exclusively for the upper echelon of society. However, a seismic change occurred in the 1980s and 1990s – regular folks started putting money in the stock market. At this point, the majority of American households have money invested in Wall Street. When do stock prices go up? That’s pretty easy – when corporations are profitable.

Thus, if the majority of American households obtain an economic benefit when corporations are profitable since they own stock of said corporations, it makes little sense to bash those companies for making money. If people think they’re going to lose money if you’re in office, they have a clear and tangible incentive to vote for your opponent. Clinton understood this and avoided the usual Democratic rhetoric. In contrast, Al Gore and John Kerry resorted to populist rhetoric about “Benedict Arnold corporations” and, not surprisingly, ended up losing.

3) Stand Up to the Labor Unions and Promote Free Trade – It seemed like Clinton and Al Gore were making great progress with getting the Democratic Party to stand up to the labor unions and impressing upon the importance of understanding fundamental economic principles that people should have learned in high school. As much as I might have had problems with the Clinton-Gore administration, I give them immense credit for taking a stance against the Democratic labor union machine and getting NAFTA passed. The opening up of trade across North America propelled the U.S. to unprecedented prosperity in the 1990s.

Since then, however, the Democrats have slid backwards on the free trade issue in order to keep their union base happy. They have resorted to emotional populist arguments about how certain American jobs will be transferred overseas while losing sight of the fact that a protectionist economy will shut down the future job growth of the country in information age tehcnologies. Even though labor unions have historically done a good job of turning out the vote, they are also shrinking in numbers. At the same time, the general public has an increasingly negative view of labor unions. It is bad economics and bad politics for the Democrats to continue to tow the line of this special interest group.

4) Avoid the Blood in the Water – The Jack Abramoff plea bargain, the indictments of Tom Delay and VP Chief of Staff Scooter Libby, Karl Rove’s big mouth and the Plame/CIA leak investigation… Republicans are embroiled in scandal everywhere you turn and Democrats are understandably licking their chops. Of course, this looks a lot like 1998 with the shoe on the other party’s foot, when the Whitewater investigation was at its zenith and Bill Clinton was caught with a cigar he didn’t smoke.

The important thing to remember is that outside of the Beltway, no one really cares about how corrupt politicians are because everyone believes that all politicians are corrupt in the first place. The Republicans foamed at the mouth for years about the shady dealings of the Democrats while Clinton focused on growing the economy and using our military to bring about regime change in Kosovo. By the end of 1999, Clinton was more popular than ever and Republicans were avoiding Newt Gingrinch like the plague. Today, Democrats are foaming at the mouth about the shady dealings of the Republicans while Bush is focusing on growing the economy and using our military to bring about regime change in the Middle East. If the Democrats forget about the real issues facing this country and just blabber on about scandals few people care about or understand, which party is going to be better off by the end of 2006? This brings me to the final and most important point…

5) Don’t Stop Thinking About Tomorrow – It’s ironic that for all of his bumbling policy speeches, George W. Bush was able to master “the vision thing” that his father thought was irrelevant in 1992. As a result, it was the underachieving son that was able to win two terms as President instead of the more accomplished father.

Bill Clinton, who soundly defeated Dubya’s father, was great at “the vision thing.” He conveyed that there was a sense of purpose to the presidency and that there would be a better tomorrow for the country. In contrast, the Democratic Party of today has completely conceded the vision ground to Dubyah and the Republicans. Even if you can’t stand the Republicans, you have a pretty clear picture of where they stand as a party on the economy, national defense, and taxes, which happen to be the issues that voters care about the most.

The Democrats, though, are split on Iraq. They are split on the level of taxation in this country. They are split on the Patriot Act. They are split on free trade. So, instead of trying to convey clear positions on the issues that Americans really care about the most (as opposed to issues infused with religious fervor such as abortion, which are low on the list for the average voter – anyone who tells you “values” voters won the election for Bush in 2004 is a crock since Republicans are the ones divided on those issues, not Democrats), they have rallied around the Dubyah bogeyman for the past 6 years. The Democrats spent the entire first term complaining about hanging chads in Florida and how a right-leaning Supreme Court “highjacked” the election. After getting beaten fairly in 2004, the Democrats have turned their attention to accusing the Bush administration of promoting bad intelligence regarding weapons of mass destruction in the days leading up to the start of the current war in Iraq and focusing on the aforementioned inside-the-Beltway scandals.

Bad intelligence on WMDs would be an important issue… if this were March 2003. This isn’t to gloss over the Bush administration’s use of possibly sketchy intelligence. However, the point here is that the Democrats have not once presented any viable alternative vision to what America ought to do in Iraq. For all the times that John Kerry stated that he “had a plan” for this or that, the only issue that he clearly differed from Dubya on last year was that he wanted to raise taxes on the top 1% of American income earners. If the only discernible difference from your opponent is that you want raise taxes (even if it would supposedly be only on the rich), you’re going to lose.

As much as a large proportion of the population hates Dubya, the inability of the Democrats to articulate a coherent vision in terms of the economy and national defense will continue to be the party’s Achilles’ heel. The Democrats found out last year that Bush-bashing with little else will get them 49% of the vote. They had better start getting some ideas instead of harping on the past if they actually want to win elections. Bill Clinton knew this, which is why he’s the only Democrat since FDR to win two terms in office. The Democrats would be well advised to follow the steps of the one winner they’ve had over the past sixty years.

Frank the Tank Goes to Washington

After noticing a remarkable spike in hits on my site over the past 24 hours (particularly for a blog that’s been in existence for only two weeks), I figured out that the Washington Post actually linked my blog to the Marion Barry story.  It was the first blog listed in “Who’s Blogging” for most of the day but you now need to click on the “full list of blogs” to get to the link to Frank the Tank’s Slant.  I don’t know why the Post’s blog crawler couldn’t recognize any of my site’s punctuation marks (you’ll see if you check it out).  Anyway, I’m now well on my way to a second career as a worthless pundit.

The Tice is Right

The Bears did their part in trying to save Mike Tice’s coaching job in Minnesota this weekend by working Brad Maynard into the QB rotation.  I was hoping that the late season surge and one more win by the Vikings would treat us to another season of Tice in all of his glorious idiocy.  Alas, it was not to be.  The players hadn’t even finished showering after the game by the time Vikings management axed Tice on Sunday.  All of the NFC North outside of Minnesota will dearly miss the hodge podge of putrid defense, ticket scalping, sex cruises, and underachieving teams.  I challenge anyone to find a more horrific yet unintentionally hilarious coach in the history of the NFL.

Meanwhile, I’m feeling really good about the Bears’ chances to advance in the playoffs and it’s hard to fully justify.  We’re being led by a QB who has played in 1 1/2 games this season.  The performance in Green Bay on Christmas Day wasn’t exactly dominating.  Yet when our team is heading into the playoffs with the best defensive unit in the NFL (the stats may say the Bucs finished ahead of the Bears, but that’s the product of the scrubs’ play in week 17), I’ve got to feel pretty good.  We’re going to be subjected to another month of talk about the ridiculous offensive output of the Colts and Seahawks, but once again, people are going to smoke the peace pipe of high scoring teams and forget that defense wins championships.  At this point, I really like the historical symmetry of the Bears and Patriots meeting in the Super Bowl once again 20 years after the great culmination to the 1985 Bears season.  If that happens, people are going to question whether I made a deal with the devil after the Illini made the Final Four and the White Sox won the World Series in a one-year timespan.

Other New Year’s Weekend Sports Tidbits:

1) You Can’t Teach (the Bulls) HeightThe Bulls’ losing streak hit 7 games last night and it’s apparent that the team’s great depth at the guard and small forward positions cannot compensate for their sheer lack of size in the frontcourt.  John Paxson shouldn’t be blamed for the Eddy Curry fiasco this past summer, but it would have been nice if someone like new Bucks center Jamaal Magloire (who smacked the Bulls for 14 points last night) was in a Bulls uniform as a replacement.  Unless the Bulls get some size by the trade deadline, I don’t think we’re making the playoffs this season.

2) Troy’s Conquest – I predicted in my BCS bowl picks last week that Ohio State would easily cover the spread against Notre Dame in the Fiesta Bowl, but I thought it would be because of the Buckeye defense.  Instead, OSU QB Troy Smith threw for more big passing plays in a single game than Woody Hayes called for in his entire coaching career while rolling over the overrated Irish.  Kudos to Buckeye coach Jim Tressel for turning a classic grind-it-out Big Ten running team into an explosive offense in the hands of Smith.  With the junior QB likely returning, we might be watching Ohio State go for national championships in both football and basketball next year.  (On a side note, doesn’t Brady Quinn’s sister/A.J. Hawk’s girlfriend bear a spooky resemblance to Steven Tyler?  Lady looks like a dude!)

Coming soon: recaps of the Rose Bowl and the huge Illinois – Michigan State Big Ten opener, plus some long overdue posts on politics and the baseball hot stove league.  Until then, happy back to work day!