Damn Pistons. After Ben Wallace packed Shaq in last night's game, I now have a really awful feeling that we're going to be denied a Dwyane Wade and Shaq NBA Finals for the second year in a row even though the Heat only need one more win. Anyway, here are today's links:
1) Who Will Win? We Handicap the Spellers – Samir Patel is going to finally bring it home tonight. He's on the cusp of cementing his greatness like MJ in 1991.
2) Suburban School Board Rejects Book Ban – Freakonomics, Slaughterhouse-Five, Beloved… all books that a District 214 board member attempted to ban. Of course, she never actually read any of these books in their entirety (a common theme among book burners). Thankfully, northwest suburban Chicago isn't located in Kansas and cooler heads prevailed.
3) Not Heard 'Round The World – Instant karma's gonna get you.
4) Pimp My Grill – My eyes are popping out of my head like a Looney Tunes character right now.
And finally…
5) He Believed He Could Build – R. Kelly to Olympia Fields: I want to piss on you.
FRANK THE TANK'S SLANT 
Okay … as a damn-near-lifelong KC area resident, that “Pimp My Grill” article was unbelievable. While I’ve cooked ribs on a baby Weber more than once, some of those would freaking rule.
Hell, I’m from KC … what else have we got to do during baseball season other than cook?
Nice site, BTW. And thanks for the comment over at mine.
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